The article humorously presents hypothetical updates to numerous smartphone applications that are popular among teenagers. The author pokes fun at the way these applications could potentially change its privacy settings to better cater to the habits and tendencies of young users. Each application is addressed individually with a humorous and satirical twist.The first application discussed is Instagram. The author suggests that the platform could introduce a feature that automatically deletes a post if it doesn't garner a lot of likes within a certain time frame, thereby saving the user from potential embarrassment. In addition, the application could also provide reminders to teenagers about the possible repercussions of posting inappropriate content.The next application is TikTok. The author humorously puts forward an idea for a feature that would automatically reduce the volume of videos that are too loud, thereby saving the user's parents from the disturbance typically caused by the app's loud videos. Furthermore, a feature could be added to remind the user to go to bed if they are up late using the application.Snapchat is another application discussed in the article. The author suggests a feature that could prevent users from sending messages that they might regret later. This feature could potentially analyze the content of a message and provide a warning if it seems inappropriate.The author also proposes updates for YouTube, suggesting that they could introduce a feature to limit the number of unboxing videos that a user can watch. This is a playful jab at the popularity of unboxing videos among young users.Finally, the author talks about possible changes to the privacy settings of FaceTime. The proposed feature would automatically mute the user's microphone when their parents enter the room, thereby preserving the privacy of the conversation.In conclusion, the article humorously explores potential changes to popular smartphone applications that could better protect the privacy and wellbeing of teenage users. The suggestions are satirical and whimsical, serving to highlight the cultural habits and tendencies of this demographic.